[22:49] <Chris_Beveridge> hm, now what to do.
[22:50] * Lise sits in front of Chris, wide-eyed. "Tell me a story!"
[22:50] <NekoKoneko> pick your nose!
[22:50] <Jinnai> chris: tell her a story about a cell phone
[22:50] * Jinnai seems to remember chris mentioning a novel use for one earlier
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> lo
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> l
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> ok
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> so there's this woman.
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> she has a problem.
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> being brought up ina very straight laced family, she was forced to be the good girl through all things.
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> so one day, she ends up becoming a tutor while in college
[22:51] <Chris_Beveridge> but her pupil is more interested in having his way with her, which he does.
[22:52] <jnik> COLLEGE or college?
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> So now, years later, she's very tightly controlled about herself.
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> college
[22:52] * Lise opens her eyes WIDE and OOOOOOOHs
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> But, now that she's a teacher herself, the sight of all these boys studying makes her very hot.
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> This doesn't go unnoticed by the ever alert school doctor
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> Herself an intersting woman.
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> So
[22:52] <Chris_Beveridge> She begins her plans to help rehabilitate the poor teacher
[22:53] <Chris_Beveridge> One of these methods includes having her place digital cell phones, set to vibrate, in her panties as well as taped to her nipples.
[22:53] <Chris_Beveridge> And then she gives the phones to students to call her with
[22:53] <raz_laptop> hahahaha
[22:53] <Chris_Beveridge> But that's just one method this poor teacher has to use to become a normal member of society.
[22:53] <Jinnai> this is rehabilitation?
[22:53] <Chris_Beveridge> The end.
[22:53] <StarCreator|timies> o.O
[22:53] <Jinnai> and wouldn't you notice the cell phones on the nipples
[22:53] <Lise> must have been very small phones
[22:53] <Jinnai> not something you could exactly wear under a shirt
[22:53] <StarCreator|timies> is that the kind of story you tell amethyst at night? o.O
[22:53] * StarCreator|timies runs
[22:54] <Chris_Beveridge> Lise, it's japan. of course they're small phones
[22:54] <Lise> Okay then
[22:54] <NekoKoneko> star: :D
[22:54] <Chris_Beveridge> StarCreator|timies, no, she gets the chobits stories
[22:54] <NekoKoneko> lucky ame-chan!!!!
[22:54] <NekoKoneko> although that would freak the poor child out...

Tomorrow's the triple birthday party... have to work an 8 hour shift, but I'll drop by Ek's place after we close. Have to drop off the birthday present... =P